Description
'My new favorite slasher novel' – STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES Nightmare on Elm Street meets Barbie in this ICONIC serial killer thriller – perfect for horror fans and scream queens alike, and anyone who loves their murder bloody and pink . . .
A SERIAL KILLER? SHE'S SO OVER IT.
Barbra Jacobs is done. She's spent twenty years playing the 'final girl' – the prettiest one who gets to survive till the end of the movie – and she's had enough. She's especially done with these creepy guys at backwater horror conventions asking her to sign photos of her twenty-year-old self in underwear. She already knows this will be her last convention. And then she finds a woman with her throat slit in the bathroom. SHE'S NOT ABOUT TO GET CHOPPED INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES. It's a message for her, she's sure of it. And now the bodies are dropping as a deranged killer stalks Barb, picking off her former horror movie castmates one by one . . . She's through playing the victim. If she's going survive, Barb must give the final-girl performance of her life. BECAUSE THIS TIME, THERE'S NO ONE COMNIG TO SAVE HER. ________________________________________________________________________ Readers can't get enough of Tanya Pell's fun, feminist slasher that's perfect for Spooky Season! 'Well, that was a total banger ! The best final girl ever ! . . . one of my top 3 horror slasher favorites.' Reader review, 5 stars 'I came for the horror. I stayed because Barb Jacobs just wouldn't die… and apparently neither would my thoughts about this book.' Reader review, 5 stars 'I had an absolute ball with this book start to finish . . . I've been along for the ride walking next to Barb in killer heels.' Reader review, 5 stars 'Funny and scary in equal measure with horror references galore . . . highly entertaining from the start.' Reader review, 5 stars __________________________________________________________________ ALL YOUR FAVOURITE HORROR AUTHORS + REVIEWERS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF BARB JACOBS: 'Barb Jacobs is a Final Girl for the ages . . . this is one book you absolutely don't want to miss' Gwendolyn Kiste 'GO BARB! An ode to feminine-and final girl-rage that is exactly what I needed' S.A. Barnes 'Barbie Just Won't Die! is the authentic final girl anthem that slasher fans have been screaming for' Brian McAuley 'Say hello to your new slasher obsession . . . Feminist, frightening and fantastically funny. Fans of Stephen Graham Jones will eat this up' Josh Winning 'Tanya Pell delivers a razor-sharp, unapologetic deconstruction of fame and female survival' Christa Carmen 'A glittery, campy meta-slasher, Pell delivers gnarly kills, terrible puns, a reluctant final girl and a theatrically menacing masked killer' @georgesreads 'A wildly entertaining slasher that truly understands what horror fans love while delivering something fresh and meaningful' Capes and Tights